You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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