the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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