Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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