Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize