yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize