the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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