i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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