Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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