Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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