you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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