Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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