So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
