I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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