The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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