I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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