Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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