What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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