I want to have your abortion
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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