p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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