i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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