Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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