That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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