This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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