What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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