operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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