My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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