I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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