I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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