i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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