just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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