So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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