Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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