don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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