Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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