Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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