I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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