Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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