Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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