I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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