Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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