I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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