what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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