You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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