Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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