The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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