it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i used baking grease as lip gloss
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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