yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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