He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
