i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
