How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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