If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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