i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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