IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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