that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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