another moral hangover. fuck.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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