She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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