If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
id be glad to
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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